Here's a few from me:
What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!
What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!
What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!
Here's a few from me:
What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!
What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!
What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!
At the most inopportune moments chime in with "Well, it's as Maggy Thatcher [replace as fitting] would say: OH GOD IT'S SO HOT DOWN HERE, JESUS CHRIST I'M BURNING, THE DEVIL IS STICKING ME WITH HIS FORK"
Important to either really commit to the second bit or give it the most disaffected tone possible, doesn't work otherwise