"Look sir, let's be honest: none of us in this conscript platoon is Brock Samson. But some of us are certainly more responsible than others. Take me for example: I had half a lifetime of gun safety experience before the draft, and I was lucky enough only to get covid once; no brain fog or difficulty carrying heavy objects here. All of which is to say, I think it would be best if I had the SAW. To watch your back."
YES CONSCRIPT ME I AM TOTALLY NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH STATE ARMS
I'm 100% sure I'm on a list of some sort so I wonder if they would even want to give me access to the military
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"Look sir, let's be honest: none of us in this conscript platoon is Brock Samson. But some of us are certainly more responsible than others. Take me for example: I had half a lifetime of gun safety experience before the draft, and I was lucky enough only to get covid once; no brain fog or difficulty carrying heavy objects here. All of which is to say, I think it would be best if I had the SAW. To watch your back."
I totally won't sabotage equipment and give away information to the enemy. I pinky promise.
"don't desert. Go to Vietnam and kill your commanding officer."