These guys are dead dead.

Love the quote tweets.

paying a quarter million dollars to get crushed to death with 4 other dumb broads in a sewer pipe. next time just go to saint tropez

$250,000

takes 12 hours

it's about the size of a king-size bed

no windows

you take turns looking out of a 10" porthole at the faint outline of the shipwreck

if they can find it

sometimes they can't find it

Even if everything did go right and this didn’t sink the idea that anyone would pay $250k to spend TWELVE HOURS IN THIS THING with four other people is fucking insane. I am not claustrophobic at all and this is fully nuts.

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    Unironically firing line or guillotine are probably both the quickest and least painful forms of execution. 5 bullets to the heart/clean decapitation are going to almost immediately cause someone to lose consciousness from blood loss/shock. Even if there was a moment of conscious pain, it'll be but a moment. As compared to botched executions like by hanging, lethal injection, or electricity, it's mere seconds of pain vs minutes to days.

    But I mean, for Nazis, I will tolerate a quick drop down a long mineshaft. We have tradition to consider.