Hunter is set to receive the coveted award for "bravery and sacrifice putting the rizz on a smokeshow hottie while hitting the crack pipe 250 times in one hour in a hotel room."
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Senator John Fetterman said before his second stroke, "He's America's strongest son, no mere failchild can hit the rock 250 times without tweaking" he died moments later.
Joe Biden signs executive order making crack cocaine legal, but just for Hunter.
