Great job jabronis - attached picture is what the site looks like on an old phone. All the buttons are broken and do nothing, except for the Modlog which somehow is still accessible. Tried different browsers on the phone, tried clearing all the cookies and cache, still doesn't work.
EDIT: This came off a bit hot and aggro - it just sucks since pre-migration the site worked fine on my dinosaur phone, so I'm pretty frustrated. Makes me appreciate communist web-design (like marxists.org and redsails.org) even more.
Well the thing that's honestly probably making this happen is some bullshit JavaScript library using some newer thing that the version of safari you're stuck with can't figure out. Which really blows because it sucks for you, and it sucks for the devs, and it sucks for everyone but apple.
I hope you believe me when I say that I understand tech well enough to hate it at levels most folks don't know they should. As bad as you think it is, it is probably much worse. I don't blame you for having an old phone, we all do what we can out here to survive and have the pleasure we can get. Hellworlds just hell.