Great job jabronis - attached picture is what the site looks like on an old phone. All the buttons are broken and do nothing, except for the Modlog which somehow is still accessible. Tried different browsers on the phone, tried clearing all the cookies and cache, still doesn't work.
EDIT: This came off a bit hot and aggro - it just sucks since pre-migration the site worked fine on my dinosaur phone, so I'm pretty frustrated. Makes me appreciate communist web-design (like marxists.org and redsails.org) even more.
Almost the entirety of exploitable flaws in browsers these days go through javascript; and it's all of them if considering only the ones that can actually allow you to execute code (in or outside the sandbox).
JS can also be used to fingerprint you far far more precisely than without it.
That is ... not ideal.