ALL I WANT TO BE IS EL CHAPO

Will what is up dear listeners

Matt WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!

THREE BILLION DOLLARS IN PESOS

Will we are coming to you live from inside the titanic for this very special episode exclusive to our patron listeners

Amber since we’re gonna die I just want you all to know, I hate this fucking podcast, and most of all I hate you Felix

ALL I WANT TO BE IS EL CHAPO

Felix it wasn’t my fault, this shitty ass fisher price gaming controller has drift issues

Will skill issue

Matt DONT YOU ALL REALIZE WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!? Eventually we are gonna run out of oxygen or food or-

THREE BILLION DOLLARS IN PESOS

Amber BANGS THE INTERCOM SYSTEM FUTILELY WITH THE FISHER PRICE REMOTE CONTROL PLEASE JUST TURN OFF!

Felix I don’t know what you’re so upset about, this is my jam

Amber ITS BEEN PLAYING FOR 2 DAYS!

Matt WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! We need to conserve our oxygen, if we continue talking we will just die faster

a silence penetrates the submarine

ALL I WANT TO BE IS EL CHAPO

THREE BILLION DOLLARS IN PESOS

ALL I WANT TO BE IS EL CHAPO

Will so the republicans have passed another anti trans bill

Amber ILL FUCKING KILL YOU! AMBER LUNGES AT WILL, BEATING HIM SEVERELY WITH THE FISHER PRICE CONTROLLER

Felix WORLDSTAR!

Matt HEAVE! HEAVE! MATT HAS A FULL ON PANIC ATTACK SQUIRMING ON THE FOOR, REACHING FOR HIS INHALER

Matt STOP! EVERYONE CEASES FIGHTING.

Matt We haven’t eaten in days and there’s not enough oxygen for all of us, someone has to die.

EVERYONE LOOKS DIRECTLY TO THE FRONT OF THE SUBMARINE

Virgil pulls out his headphones whats up?

several hours later

Will and that’s how the cookie crumbles

Amber god have mercy on me

Matt we had to do this to survive

Felix THROWS A PEICE OF VIRGIL’S RIB INTO THE POOP CORNER, INADVERTENTLY HITTING A BUTTON Kobe!

IN AN INSTANT THE SUBMARINE IMPLODES LIKE A SODACAN, KILLING EVERYONE ON BOARD INSTANTLY.