I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I'm sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?
Kobe! oh oh no I'm sorry god I didn't mean to dunk you in the head with a b-ball, I just figured with you being, y'know GOD you would move out of the way. Please don't send me to hell.
They don't tell you this in the Heaven orientation, but there's actually a service exit in the back behind the Foosball table that leads to Saṃsāra
According to the Japanese, you can ask God to reincarnate with super powers.
So, at one point several angels rebelled against heaven. They would have had little more than their fists to rely on but this was such a threat to God that they had to be placed away from him.
So what I am saying is you don't ask, you tell him of your choice
