Johnny Cash said I could have his empire of dirt!

I thought this was going to be an "I love my trans comrades" post.

but what am I gonna do with all my plant cuttings I compulsively hoard

I just wanted to bury snacks for later

So um, no offense, but...why would anyone else say that, exactly?

Owl stop hoarding all the sand, children need it for playing!

I just needed a bit for my potted plants

try and stop me, bird nerd

all is for all, now gimme that dirt

i know that's why i'm stealing it

In primary school we used to dissect owl pellets, sorry for that

my dirt now