Like holy shit this country deserves it.
no. theres people i love and care about. if i keep pushing i know theres a good life ahead of me.
In my communist utopia everyone gets their own nuke to combat the power of Stalin's comically large spoon.
But what if Stalin uses the big spoon to eat all the nukes what then smart guy?
Nah, but I want the complete demilitarization and balkanization of the USA.
I’d prefer instant vaporisation due to implosion like the Titan sub.
Just send me down with some ear defenders, sleeping pills, and a good book and I’ll never experience the moment I get switched off.
people tend to think 'i'll walk into the mushroom cloud and instantly die' not linger for weeks/months severely injured, sick, and starving to death, but unless you live very close to a guaranteed target i wouldn't put money down on instantaneous not-having-to-bother. you'll actually have way more problems
I would much prefer to be launched into a black hole. On my right side, because I'm a side sleeper, plus then I can look out along the accretion disk and watch billions of years pass by before I get spaghettified and sucked into the mind of God.
What, in this economy? 
