please no need to call us heroes. i’m only doing my part to serve the proletariat. any dollar taken back by the poor from the capitalist class is a small victory for all poors

plus im not paying 10 bucks for deodorant when its so easy to steal. they’re literally asking for it to happen by the way. when i was a kid deodorant had those magnetic strips that activated the sensors on their labels. they dont have those anymore lol. companies cheaped out on labels and now they’re just there for the taking