true, but i could use that to buy a gumball instead. and given what even wikipedia is willing to say about this dude, i get the feeling it would be more intellectually stimulating as well

like aside from all the criticisms of his journalism ("the journalistic equivalent of Tuna Helper" lmao jesus christ), you neglected to mention that your boy got shitcanned for fucking a 17 year old in his 50s

forgive me if i don't find his troop fellating sob stories particularly credible.