https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/14riafr/this_is_the_email_about_our_new_hospital_ceo/

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It reads like one of those creepypasta rules posts.

    1. Do not approach the blue door in the second hallway after 9pm.
    2. Ignore all sounds of crying and pleading coming from the blue door. She is not real.
    3. We do not have a night janitor, if you see someone who claims to be him, lock yourself in your room and call management immediately.
    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      1. Individual KPI performance targets pertinent to any ethereal, higher, lower or fey realm are additional to those of the mortal plane but do not replace them.

      2. Any madnesses induced by glimpsing the true nature of your KPIs or our deliverables to our clients which lead to productivity losses are your responsibility to persist in spite of; you are not being paid to ponder.