Mods, nuke this thread. You're opening up Reddit's box with this one.

Edit: I'd like everyone to know that upon seeing a single digit (I want to say it was a 1 somewhere) I immediately scrolled up and blocked them so that I will never get Redditfied.

Edit2: They made a new account and PM'd me a number that I'm choosing to believe is made up and not my Hexbear Reddit-Credit Score (sometimes known as Red Cred on the street).