My relatives think that the government is directly controlling the weather to make people think global warming is real.
Like the wildfires in Quebec that blanketed the east coast with smoke last month? They weren't caused be an unprecedentedly dry and warm winter, further exasperated by years of forest firefighting budgets being slashed by conservative provincial governments. Nah, the governments are setting the fires on purpose because "there's no way a fire can get that big on its own."
My relatives think that the government is directly controlling the weather to make people think global warming is real.
Like the wildfires in Quebec that blanketed the east coast with smoke last month? They weren't caused be an unprecedentedly dry and warm winter, further exasperated by years of forest firefighting budgets being slashed by conservative provincial governments. Nah, the governments are setting the fires on purpose because "there's no way a fire can get that big on its own."
Your relatives will drink bleach if somebody forbids them from doing so.
You know what you have to do.
East coast chud dipshits, big fires are nothing new, even west coast chud dipshits know that