I swear to God anytime some fucker cuts me off he's in some suped up Tesla

  • VHS [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    tight competition with jacked pickup trucks for worst type of driver

    • BlueMagaChud [any]
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      1 year ago

      any truck tbh, every time I'm stuck in traffic on the highway it's always some pickup obliviously in the passing lane, not passing, until there's eventually enough of a gap for the 30 vehicles stuck behind them to pass on the right. they never get over or seem to even comprehend what they've done or why everyone is passing them on the right.

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        if i see a porsche cayenne i know i'm in for a bad time

        • Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Uh oh, looks like someone's driving their family and furious about it. I'd better make sure t- OH SHIT OH FUCK, GOD-... DAMN it. I was letting you in you piece of shit

          -me, every time a cayenne driver does the inevitable thing

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's like, if you're rich, why would anyone spend money on your car being as ugly as humanly possible? All that money is wasted on these schlubs with zero taste.

      Like if I was capitalist asshole, I'd go for a James Bond aesthetic and be insufferably cosmopolitan.

      • Fuckass
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        1 year ago

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