if I see a single so called "communist" out there whose lats are not just poppin, whose torso is not just fearsome, shaped like motherfucking bruce lee, with biceps strong enough to rip apart the police by hand, I'll know they're actually a fucking LIBERAL
According to the principles of Democratic Centralism we've decided that you need to get a rowing machine and you're not allowed to not do that now.
I would settle for people pooling resources for community machines and sharing them, you only need it for like 30 minutes or so a day ya know? And maybe not even every day, even. Buy a machine and get you and your friends in better shape than you've ever been!! Or get a gym membership idk. There's options, but rowing is not optional!