Why do Italians insist on betraying the trust we put in them

  • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Because Bologna is a place (by far the most left wing city in Italy during the cold war) and Ragù Bolognese (indeed, "from Bologna") is a sauce that was invented there.

    What Americans know as Bologna (pronounced Balooney for some ungodly reason) is basically bootleg Mortadella, a cold cut from (you guessed it) the city of Bologna.

      • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        It does answer the question, but Americans prefer to just go "eyy Tone gabagool, I'm walkin' 'ere anti-italian-action "

        And that will probably never change.

        • edge [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          eyy Tone gabagool, I'm walkin' 'ere anti-italian-action

        • ennemi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          I honestly find it odd that you're taking this so seriously. either anti-italian shitposting as a genre has run its course, or I'm the one getting trolled and not realizing it

          • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]
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            1 year ago

            I grew up in Italy (an hour away from Bologna in fact). Whenever it gets mentioned, it always gets mocked with stereotypes of people from New Jersey or whatever.

            Ignorance of the country is incredibly widespread, just like for many other countries in the west and elsewhere, but even the Brits or French at least get people treating events in the country seriously. Germany or Poland (the country I live in, and the one I was born in) both are treated with slight disdain for various more or less legitimate reasons. For many others it's just radio silence because of a lack of coverage/knowledge (which is unfortunately normal)

            But Italy? Nah, it's all "eyy Tony Soprano"

            • mkultrawide [any]
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              1 year ago

              Personally I get upset when I order an Italian sub and they put bologna instead of mortadella on it. That's not how Italian subs are made in Italy.

              lol

  • Dyno [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Neapolitan pizza should have neapolitan ice cream on it CMV

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      And a short dude with a tricorn hat from Corsica

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I recently found out that Neapolitan ice cream was invented by Americans because Spumoni was too foreign for them in terms of flavors

      So they slapped vanilla, chocolate and strawberry together, picked a random city in Italy and then named the mix after it

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        It was actually invented by a Prussian, but the name "Neopolitan" originated in America: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_ice_cream

        The first recorded recipe was created by head chef of the royal Prussian household Louis Ferdinand Jungius in 1839, who dedicated the recipe to Fürst Pückler.[3] To this day, the German name for Neapolitan ice cream is Fürst-Pückler-Eis.

        Sounds yummy

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    fedpostingfedpostingfedpostingfedpostingfedpostingfedposting "He's asking too many questions. Black bag him"

    Those are the last words you hear before a bag is tossed over your head. Chains are wrapped around your body as you get hauled into a plane. 6 hours later you find yourself in a jail cell in Gitmo

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Because the sauce was invented after the steamed meat log and tradition holds fast

    Probably