Me on my first day of basic training when loudly asked by R Lee Ermery if we have any questions
"SIR, IF A MEMBER OF OUR UNIT HAS A BIRTHDAY THAT FALLS ON THE WEEKEND DOES THIS UNIT HAVE CAKE THE FRIDAY BEFORE OR MONDAY AFTER? I LIKE TO KNOW WHICH DAYS TO SAVW ROOM FOR CAKE, SIR!'
That’s not a birthday hat that’s a fucking waffle cone
It's the official army birthday hat
Me on my first day of basic training when loudly asked by R Lee Ermery if we have any questions
"SIR, IF A MEMBER OF OUR UNIT HAS A BIRTHDAY THAT FALLS ON THE WEEKEND DOES THIS UNIT HAVE CAKE THE FRIDAY BEFORE OR MONDAY AFTER? I LIKE TO KNOW WHICH DAYS TO SAVW ROOM FOR CAKE, SIR!'