make porn watching during work hours ubiquitous (we love the porn industry, it's so feminist and liberating), that way all work becomes Not Safe For Children.

Boom, no more children in coal mines.

  • huf [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 year ago

    but now mandatorily on zoom! think of the children!

      • huf [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        1 year ago

        yeah but like you dont have to be a pervert about it. just screenshare 2 minutes of hardcore porn every 30 minutes, that should make it 18+

        totally normal behavior while we wait to vote