Longoria: (Laughs quietly.) It’s so interesting you mention this, because I actually received a package around this time that I also did not order. Uh, it had Chinese characters on it. It was this kind of impractical coat hanger that you would, like, drill into the wall ... I called all my family members, and friends of mine, just to see if they had sent me this weird clothes rack. And everyone was immediately horrified that I had received this. My partner was like, “Why did you bring that in the house?” ... And we—we were in a tizzy about it.
Americans are so weird. like yeah I'd be a little weirded out if I was sent a random package, but I'd probably just assume they got the wrong address, do they think the coat hanger is a bomb or some shit?
and obv they wouldn't have that reaction if the package was in any other language besides the "scary ones" like Chinese, Russian, Arabic, or Persian
On the one hand, I'd be suspicious too if the thing was sent to my home in my name. On the other hand, I bet this person would be gushing over the ingenious wall hanger if it had Japanese text on it.
Americans are so weird. like yeah I'd be a little weirded out if I was sent a random package, but I'd probably just assume they got the wrong address, do they think the coat hanger is a bomb or some shit?
and obv they wouldn't have that reaction if the package was in any other language besides the "scary ones" like Chinese, Russian, Arabic, or Persian
On the one hand, I'd be suspicious too if the thing was sent to my home in my name. On the other hand, I bet this person would be gushing over the ingenious wall hanger if it had Japanese text on it.
I also highly doubt it had her name on it tbh, I feel like she would've mentioned that