"When you can kill your enemy ... Your marriage is stronger."
Doesn't the military literally have name for the type of women who fuck other guys while their husbands are deployed, on account of it being so common?
Exactly, if a troop is away murdering foreigners and Jodie is keeping his wife satisfied, his marriage is gonna remain strong as long as the checks keep coming in.
"Dependa" is slang for the dehumanizing term that's used in administrative language - "dependant", which refers to a civilian spouse and children. The term dependants gets used in common speech for... Reasons? At any rate, if your dependant spouse (no domestic partners or common law marriage, no poly, just monogamous marriage... Which you get paid more for.) is over weight, unemployed, and generally slovenly, they are termed a "dependa-potomus".
Doesn't the military literally have name for the type of women who fuck other guys while their husbands are deployed, on account of it being so common?
His name is Jodie and we all appreciate his service
The closest thing to praxis I've ever done is be a Jody
Giving yourself a military salute for being a Jody is some King shit
there's a term for the guy who's back home fucking their wives, they're called a "jody"
Exactly, if a troop is away murdering foreigners and Jodie is keeping his wife satisfied, his marriage is gonna remain strong as long as the checks keep coming in.
Gonna go join the military but only because of my deep cuckolding fetish.
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I've seen people call them "dependasaurus".
"Dependa" is slang for the dehumanizing term that's used in administrative language - "dependant", which refers to a civilian spouse and children. The term dependants gets used in common speech for... Reasons? At any rate, if your dependant spouse (no domestic partners or common law marriage, no poly, just monogamous marriage... Which you get paid more for.) is over weight, unemployed, and generally slovenly, they are termed a "dependa-potomus".
I think I saw that initial use in the webcomic Terminal Lance.
I wonder why their wives are not satisfied
they tried insults, they tried never being around. Frankly what more could they do for their marriage murder some random person?
brb putting a box of OMO in the window