“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
Leaders of the world just walking around with dirty buttholes.
BillionaireAmericans do not use bidetsYou hate to see it but it's true. There is a growing contingent of wet wipe users in lieu of bidets though. I have no clue why cleaner bum habits haven't caught on in the US but as they say, we aren't the most intellectual types.
