I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?

  • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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    11 days ago

    Looking for funding for my new app, Spirr (pronounced Spy-er). It'll be the tinder of espionage, you'll want to get in on the ground floor of this one!

    Just need several million dollars for rent, employees, cocaine, and bribes.