I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?

  • Hexphoenix [any]
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    11 days ago

    You're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.

    You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay