jesse-wtf wtf is this tagline, speak sense you absolute buffoon of a bear website

we have some banger taglines ("Get under my desk and find it themby" makes me snort everytime) and then we have inscrutable shit like this

also badposting is only #12 in trending pls post moar

  • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]
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    6 days ago

    At the risk of being wooshed, how is that confusing it makes total sense to my poisoned mind. At the risk of being an internet Typhoid Mary, do you wish it explained?

    • ashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      6 days ago

      The purpose of the bit is that I put this tagline into both hexbear and searx and could not discover what cursed individual thinks fucking JKR Forum accounts could be linked to bear website?