Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name] to technology • 5 days agoHuawei, other Chinese devices: how can I make sure only Xi sees my porn?message-squaremessage-square3 fedilinkarrow-up140file-text
arrow-up140message-squareHuawei, other Chinese devices: how can I make sure only Xi sees my porn?Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name] to technology • 5 days agomessage-square3 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremustGo [any]hexbear19·5 days ago download every episode of Winnie the Poo navigate to Tienanmen Square daily record yourself feeding sparrows every morning You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping. link
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear9·5 days agoIt's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees. link
You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
It's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.