My real name is John Doe
Ishtar, queen of heaven, goddess of war, love and fertility
I saw that someone went through and downvoted nearly every comment. Out of spite I upvoted each and every one of those, nullifying their efforts. Praxis!
A three letter agency employee has just learnt about the process of elimination.
(Athel for short)
ah, dangit, i didn't scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
Hey now, just because we're communists doesn't mean we can't have a dozen different brands of the same joke.
R. Edward Terence. Ed for short and the R stands for Rupert but I don't really use that name except on government forms. Hence redtea, a play on R. Ed T.
We were supposed to put fake names as our user names?
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
Mr. T. First name Mr. Middle name is that period. Last name T.
My name is Xi, but seeing as communism is when no money, I will not be distributing any of the Xi bucks I owe you. Instead I will pay you back with the people's love.
nice try, fbi, but i'm not going to let you rule out any possibilities