My real name is John Doe
Ishtar, queen of heaven, goddess of war, love and fertility
I saw that someone went through and downvoted nearly every comment. Out of spite I upvoted each and every one of those, nullifying their efforts. Praxis!
A three letter agency employee has just learnt about the process of elimination.
(Athel for short)
ah, dangit, i didn't scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
Hey now, just because we're communists doesn't mean we can't have a dozen different brands of the same joke.
R. Edward Terence. Ed for short and the R stands for Rupert but I don't really use that name except on government forms. Hence redtea, a play on R. Ed T.
We were supposed to put fake names as our user names?
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
My name is Xi, but seeing as communism is when no money, I will not be distributing any of the Xi bucks I owe you. Instead I will pay you back with the people's love.
Mr. T. First name Mr. Middle name is that period. Last name T.