Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

  • GunslingerSky [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Will you stop the crooked vegans that are jacking up the price of chickpeas? Its all my 15 shitzus will eat and I'm sure the vegans are conspiring to increase the price of them. On top of that, they're always telling me that feeding my dogs only satled chickpeas is "bad for them" and I should "just feed them normal food". The same vegans are also doing a crusade against my healthy raw milk I've been buying, will you stop them and force the crooked fda to let raw milk back into Walmart?

    • TheREalDonaldTrump [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      We're going to do it folks, and here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We're going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It's true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.