Except that the humpback whale will reproduce long before that marine biologist loses his virginity.
Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it's larval form at that point.
(Yes, yes, I know that wasn't what you meant, but I couldn't help myself)
“Well you asked the right guy. I’m a whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.”
“Then why’d you become a whale biologist?”
“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.”
You gotta be pretty brave or stupid to call out the mating ability of something with "humpback" right there in the name
Length isn't everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location
This comes across as aggressive and its offputting, idc if its a joke
