so no i didn't buy it from the discount bin at the paedophile store, tankie.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Saw a cashier wearing a pork pie hat a month or two ago and was trying to decide how many reddit-logo subs he modded while waiting in line.

    I had to look up who Rees-mogg was and I have to assume he's John Oliver's biological father.

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Do you think Jacob Rees-Mogg had too many swirlies growing up or not enough?

    • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Given that most Tory social clubs require you to do shit like burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person to get in, I'm gonna go with not enough.