PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-25 days agoTHIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSEimagemessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up1136file-text
arrow-up1136imageTHIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSEPM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-25 days agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRed_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]hexbear24·5 days agoThe Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods. link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear9·5 days agoSeriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare. link
minus-squareRed_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]hexbear4·5 days agoThen they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period. link
The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.