You think I won't do it? You think I won't throw a tantrum right here, right now? You seriously think I'm not willing to stomp my heels as hard as I can and fuck up my knee again? You gotta understand, I will cry until I'm out of breath and make big racking sobs right here with everyone watching. You SERIOUSLY believe I won't scream at you until I puke and you'll have to help me out of my sopping chair into the bathroom to clean my shirt off? You are insane if you think I'm not willing to grab handfuls of your clothes and pull and spin around so they cover my face. I will contort myself into a pretzel on the floor and make a whining sound while I roll around motherfucker. Just wait asshole, I will LITERALLY bury my face into a fold between two cushions and scream and accidentally get some fabric on my tongue and gag and cough until I'm hoarse and then you'll see I am serious. Do not mistake me you piece of shit I will rub my fingers REALLY vigorously through my hair and shout "I just dunno, I just dunno man" until I slap my hands down on the table and go "UHHHnnnnnnnnnn" if you keep this shit up. I WILL SLAM A FUCKING DOOR REALLY HARD SO THAT IT BOUNCES BACK OPEN AND I HAVE TO CAREFULLY PULL IT CLOSED AND SLIDE THE LATCH SHUT, do not test me