It's real by the way.

Spoiler

inventing 0 carb, 100 calorie, 15g protein alcoholic seltzers. you have no idea how many morons like me would drink that bullshit

https://subium.com/profile/chrislhayes.bsky.social/post/3kwqgj4qhyz2g

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
    ·
    5 months ago

    For the piss flavor

    (wrong answers only thread but here's why it's chemically impossible)

    White claw are 5pct alcohol, cans are 355mL so 18mL/14g ethanol representing 98kCal.

    At 15g protein with 60kCal, it's like 2pct alc. Would require historic amounts of non-nutritive sweetener as well.