Telekinesis, and somehow looking like he's being filmed using early 90s TV cameras.

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

He probably consumes mass quantities.

He must be really thankful for button-up shirts.

My first guess was he wasn't raised on this planet but then there's John Redwood.

So I'm going for the fact that he is from the first generation whose parents were on mephedrone when they were conceived.

He's the only one who's fought Metro Man

Experience of having a massive fucking head.

Gooning