Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.
#fedi22
Mmm, they've been working on looking like fannies for a while.
I haven't bought a Brewdog beer for at least a couple of years now since I don't want to support a company that seems to be run by arseholes. It's a shame because their Nanny State, in particular, was the first low/no alcohol beer that tasted of something rather than just sweet, bland, lager. But Drop Bear has totally replaced Nanny State as my low-alcohol beer of choice (please don't tell me they're arseholes too!).
“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity..." - well, she's not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.
"... he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end." - and why hasn't her government appointed any other black women?
"This is an early example of what life will be like if they win…." - sweet.
"Do not let the bigots and bullies win." - see above.
Nothing a generous sprinkling of caltrops wouldn't sort out.
"Hey everyone, Elon's renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon's a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon's done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!"
418 Pop the kettle on - surely?
Ah, Da Management! Had a quick look for a clip of my favourite gag of theirs but couldn't find it. It went something like this:
"Ron, they're babbling."
"I don't like babbling."
"I don't like babbling either."
"To be fair, I don't like any hanging gardens."
Do you know, to this day I still don't know which is Hale and which is Pace.
403 - “If your name’s not on the list, you’re not getting in. Now do one.”
404 - “Mebbe try looking down the back of the sofa, mate, ‘cos I can’t find what you’re looking for here.”
I’m trying to work out some kind of “Are You Being Served? No you’re bloody not! Something, something, Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy!” for 500 but haven’t got anything quite bang on yet.
What? Couldn't he find a kitten? Weak. Low energy.
There's a sort of jokey tradition in UK pubs that when the bar is busy and you go up to order your drinks you should always shout "I was here first, you wanker!" at the barman / barmaid as they serve each person before you. It's just one of those funny traditions that kills every time.
*removed externally hosted image*
Not watching any of it. I already know what they're going to say and it would just make me cross.
We've got loads of culture, it's just that the rest of the world has appropriated it and no longer recognises it as ours.
E.g. the suit. George Bryan "Beau" Brummell is responsible for that (he died 'shabby and insane' in France, perfectly British). It could easily have gone a different way and we'd all be wearing lederhosen to work, weddings, and funerals, but there you go.
Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun
You forgot to take your seizure medication again, huh?
In related news, Suella Braverman will suffer no consequences for acting unlawfully.
We can’t even afford a canopy. Thanks, Corbyn!
Good job they seem unaware of the butchest of Doctors.
*removed externally hosted image*
What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.