• EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Some liberals try to scale the wall, only to be pulled down by other liberals and handed over to the police

    One guy is dubbed “BlueAnon Wizard” for dressing up as Harry Potter while storming the capitol

    A bunch of white women occupy the senate chamber and begin hexing Donald Trump

    Trump orders the same security staff that hot awarded for fending off conservatives on Jan 6 to shoot all protestors without exception, and they follow orders

    Biden doesn’t die from a heart attack. Instead he insists on doing a live, unscripted address to his supporters at the capitol and he just hits you with the biden-alert stare for 45 seconds before mumbling and wandering around the set before the broadcast is cut