This gooses are American kestrels. Kestrels are best known for abusing a physics exploit to hover in place while hunting. They'd probably be into speedrunning if they knew how to play video games.

  • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    TIL geese can look like that. I thought geese were just ducks with attitude.

    They have hawk beaks, would they fuck you up like a hawk? Or is it just talons that fuck you up?

    • Owl [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago
      spoiler

      none of the birds featured on late night goose posting are actually geese

  • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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    2 months ago

    Pair-bonded birds are adorable.

    There's a pair of doves have a nest where a vent exits the side of my house. Sometimes they perch all snuggled up on my railing at dusk. It looks like they're watching the sunset together.