The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,

but he wasn't plannin' to shoot a school today,

He's gonna plan something more bold

And no one saw the red flags right off him

Nor his intent, by his good OpSec

So we could see no reason

Not a hint of reason

to shoot Donald Trump at all

Edit - parody of "I don't like mondays"

  • Vampire [any]
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    2 months ago

    I don't think it was politically motivated, I think he was just sport-shooting. Using Donald Trump as a rabbit.

    • join_the_iww [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      This is probably far-fetched, but I'd like to think that Crooks was the first republican to actually be intellectually honest about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein, and decided to take "kill your local pedophile" to its logical conclusion

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Oh, I been trainin' since yesterday
    To put ol' Don in a mortuary
    His blood is mine to spill
    Since my ol da got kill
    When on the sixth of January
    He stormed up capitol hill
    For that failed rebellion
    I will turn his brains to bouillon
    Unless the wind shifts to the north
    And sends my rounds off course
    Oh wouldn't that be a pity
    To have aim so shitty
    That all I hit
    is a no-name sycophant