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  • thelastknowngod@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Our friend started seeing a new guy. Her cat bit his balls the first time they were sleeping together. True story. This legit happened like a week ago.

    Could be worse.

    • biden [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Cat sex is usually painful and unenjoyable, little guy probably thought he was saving her from being hurt

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Holy shit thank god we didn't go beyond kissing, definitely not trying anything for now. The only thing he took off was his shirt off and she tried scratching him in the stomach

      • biden [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        If you wanna fuck and you're in a studio, maybe lock her in the bathroom before you do it

        • mar_k [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          She scratches on the door whenever I lock her out of a room, I don't want her chipping the paint :(

          • thelastknowngod@lemm.ee
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            1 year ago

            We got you.

            https://www.amazon.com/CLAWGUARD-Scratch-Shield-Transparent-Protection-Protector/dp/B01MF64AXY/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?keywords=DOOR+SCRATCH+PROTECTOR&qid=1691660870&s=pet-supplies&sr=1-6