First, he's an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you. And then the only other possibility is that your cat is an evil wizard who has fallen in love with you and is cock-blocking out of jealousy.
First, he's an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you
Holy shit this this comment is coincidental. I literally jokingly asked him if he was casting spells a few days ago. He smokes a lot of weed/does a lot of mushrooms and has a spotify playlist called "music for magic" with a drawing of a wizard as the cover photo. He also has these cryptic writings on his wall that I have a picture of:
Well there are a couple of options.
First, he's an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you. And then the only other possibility is that your cat is an evil wizard who has fallen in love with you and is cock-blocking out of jealousy.
Holy shit this this comment is coincidental. I literally jokingly asked him if he was casting spells a few days ago. He smokes a lot of weed/does a lot of mushrooms and has a spotify playlist called "music for magic" with a drawing of a wizard as the cover photo. He also has these cryptic writings on his wall that I have a picture of:
You didn't give him any of your fingernails right?
No but he referred to french kissing as "exchanging spit" so maybe he's doing something nefariously wizardly with my saliva 😨
Before the 3rd date?!
He knows that alchemy is about egodeath, so he's probably okay. But if a guy with too many eyes show up, it'd probably be best to run.