Breaking News! The brilliant field marshal Krakk Pott has been forced into retreat by hordes of yellow asiatics, barely escaping with his life. "I don't understand!" says top US military expert with remorse, "nobody could've seen this coming!"
The Anti-China Reddit Volunteer Army landed yesterday in the northeastern Shinyong region of the evil ccp dictatorship of China, led by Xei Jun-Pohng, the evilest dictator ever, even more eviler than Joe Steel or Dolf Hit, having nearly 69420 engellion confirmed kills under his belt. He ruthlessly crushed our Reddit freedom army, leaving little room for the Free World™️ to grow and thrive like lazey fair economics says it should.
When the Reddit Army landed, our dropships were attacked by Chinese anti-air. Who could've predicted that those primitive asiatics had invented ground-to-air weaponry? Nobody, that's who! This whole thing was a massive surprise.
When the soldiers finally landed, a mob of orcs instantly swarmed them. Our brave redditors fought heroically and valiantly, but were ultimately crushed by sheer numbers, and numbers alone. Despite this, they managed to achieve a kill/d ratio of 43984389389 big wholesome chonky chungillion gold award to 1. They will be remembered in the annals of western history.
This means one thing: We need more men. Our technology is better, our tactics are better--- now all we need are more soldiers who can valiantly hold the line defending civilized whites from those dirty removeds. Enlist today and save the world!
Time to send some f16s to the reddit army! It'll surely make a difference!
(six months later) Okay, fine, we were lying about sending F-16s to the Reddit Armed Forces, but we can still do some r/place pixel art of an F-16 bombing China
(one month later) Okay, turns out we don't have the budget to keep those pixels in place because the Pentagon chiefs bought computers at $400,000 each leaving no money for tactical pixel-placers, but we can still run an article in the New York Times about how we would completely destroy China in the first week.
