I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
First time was with first gf, didnt like it and i didnt like her.
Killed my desire to ever be romantic for someone
Now that's a volcel pledge!