I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
This kills me because
but also 
One of the shittest ideas there is tbh
The sex-ed in the midwest is god-awful. I like to think I had a fortunate experience but there are clearly holes in my education lol
There are also quite a few people i know who are surprised to have trouble conceiving because they were made to believe they'd get pregnant as soon as they took their clothes off.