I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
This means either a barn or a frankly abnormal amount of housepets. Either of which sound goofy tbh! Grats I think!
Also I got 40 replies to this thread again pls help