I am currently under frequent assault by one of the Men of Wö. She has initiated COGNITOHAZARD ATTACKS (visual, electronically transmitted) and initiated communications designed to break down my resolve and lure me away from my duties. I have attempted to deploy countermeasures in kind but this is somehow only prolonging the attacks. She also writes poetry and composes music and sings.
We plan to meet up on Monday to do battle at a Mexican restaurant and then maybe next time we can do karaoke or something if the first date goes well I MEAN HOLD THE LINE HOLD THE LINE
she was impressed by the fact that I like writing with a fountain pen and have been working on myself in therapy to become a better person, and she keeps laughing at all my jokes and I literally made a joke like "so okay date night goes 1) dinner 2) movie 3) 90 minute lecture on imperialist expropriation of resources in line with the principles of third world maoism" and she was all "how about #3 first but incorporate yummy food"
I've used my mightiest hoe-scaring leftist politics powers :tequila-sunset: but soon after there was exchange of vegetable emojis and some of the nicest things anyone's ever said about me and the assaults began
supplies are low, morale is in the gutter, we're dying out here, send reinforcements for the love of god
you know what I do too for the first time in a very long time and it's probably why things are going so well BADLY I MEAN BADLY
she was impressed by the fact that I like writing with a fountain pe
lol no she wasn't, she just thinks you're hot
