• lil_tank [any, he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things

      • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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        4 months ago

        True

        Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don't be like me. Don't be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

        • peeonyou [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such.. then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there's no saving you