• KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      I have a brilliant startup proposal: you take a picture of someone and ask chatgpt how they should arrange their couch cushions overtop a stack of used amazon boxes for optimal sleep.

      Each couch cushion, made of the finest coarse polymer fiber blocks we could find at a surplus store, costs uh, let's say $10K, because it's AI enhanced, and it'll be another $10K for these amazon boxes we found sitting around someone's house. Exclusive contract to supply a major event, please.

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        4 months ago

        If you use Amazon for your fulfillment service you can probably reduce this to "tell me the dimensions of your sleeping space" and then box up the foam with AI-generated assembly instructions to turn the boxes into beds.

        Also, patent pending, donut steel, etc.