I was going to make the usual crass jokes about ladies duct-taping their attire to their tiddies, but that’s apparently a more or less accepted solution , manual adhering.

Also, there’s the fact that these are the elite of the elite- I reckon they train for wedgies just like they train for their floor routine. What’s the equivalent of posting thru wedgie pain because that’s what they’re doing here, they’re posting thru that shit. They aren’t going to let a little annoyance like undies sliding into a place they should not be sliding bother them. They were born in it, molded by it.