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Paulie [none/use name] to badposting • 4 months ago

I’ve been using bug spray as lubricant ama

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I’ve been using bug spray as lubricant ama

Paulie [none/use name] to badposting • 4 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Can you stick your privates into a wasp's nest safely now?

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    • Paulie [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      No but I once ordered a private to remove a wasp nest from base and he got stung about 10 times

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  • Angel [any]
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    4 months ago

    What do you need lubricant for? Huh!? volcel-judge

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    • Paulie [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      To fit the doors on the Boeing I ride

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    • Paulie [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      To fit the doors on the Boeing I ride

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    • Paulie [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      To fit the doors on the Boeing I ride

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  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    4 months ago

    I want to start using bug spray as chainsaw bar lube. What additives do you recommend to increase it's viscosity?

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  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    personal lubricant or mechanical lubricant?

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    • Paulie [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      For the plane doors

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